Anonymous Asked
Questionplease sleep with me Answer

Once again. Come off anon

Anonymous Asked
Questioni wanna bang you Answer

You could be a large black man so no

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

This makes me so happy

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bigbardafree:

deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did

one day i was just like

fuck this im pretty

and i was

diffibulate:

aahhhh i’m actually in pain

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buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away