Anonymous Asked
Questionplease sleep with me Answer

Once again. Come off anon

Anonymous Asked
Questioni wanna bang you Answer

You could be a large black man so no



the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

This makes me so happy

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deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did

one day i was just like

fuck this im pretty

and i was


aahhhh i’m actually in pain

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why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away